Take California.
California is selling stuff on eBay to pay off their $35 billion budget shortfall. I can't wait to read some of the feedback:
* Great eBay and the chicks are hot!
* Product received on time but smelled like the beach.
* Thanks for the sale. Do the Jews still run Hollywood?
* Bad seller. They're from San Francisco so they must be gay.
* How come the Tom Hanks Grammy is $1,500,000 and the Corey Feldman Gramy is $1.46?