Yankees Haikus
ARod
Thin purple lips,
25 mil a year to cheat,
have a nice winter.
Brown
Padres and Dodgers,
they knew you're washed up,
may your back never heal.
Mussina
Never got run support,
Stuffed animals in the crowd,
you're a secret f*g.
Posada
Always annoying,
but life can't be that easy,
looking like Splinter.
Bernie
Killed us for ages,
nice hustle in game 5 bro,
see you in April.
Sheffield
That swing is so dumb,
like paying 50 K for cream,
lame ass mercenary.
Matsui
rearry good creanup,
untir a pitch at your face,
made you a pussy.
Lieber
You throw one pitch well,
and look like my drunk uncle,
nice heave to bellhorn.
And last but not least...
Jeter
So many darn rings,
too bad you can't sell them all,
for Helper T-Cells.