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Convert To Judaism: Gain Superpowers!

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Dress quicker?

I didn't get that either.

But the others you get?

Eat better I can understand.

I want the hat. ;)

What about the 'attracting intelligent, beautiful women' benefit of converting. I am no Jew but they seem to always have a good looking woman around them.

That's true. I have this theory that Jewish women are good looking. Think about it: Winona Ryder, Deborah Messing, Alicia Silverstone, Queen Amidala (I can't think of her real name). . . all super hot chicks.

That would be Natalie Portman (nee Natalie Hershlag). Would if the Jewish Women I know looked like that!

thats cool

i think all u guys need to get out more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the "dress faster" refers to Chasidim who only wear the black coats and black hats. I suppose people would naturally think that if you don't have to choose what to wear everyday, that you could dress faster.